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Alex. 19. Florida.
Skin like the moon, hair like the mermaids.(This is now a lie because I shaved my head and idk something clever for a pixie cut) Cunning smile, attitude of a lady. Gender isn't important, feelings are. I'm a f r e e s p i r i t baby. Catch me if you can ~

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via squiidproquo)

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via dirt-goddess)

docislegend:

I’m at Rite Aid and over the intercom the cashier announced “I need approval, please” so I yelled from the back of the store “you’re doing fine” and she got back on the intercom and said “thank you, sir.”

(via feministsbakecupcakestoo)

gayindustrialcomplex:

being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via dirt-goddess)

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

(Source: thisiswhatagirlwants, via quartttknee)

one of my schoolmates:harry potter is for children
me:wingardium levifuckyou