if you want a girlfriend who will watch netflix with you all day, steal all your sweaters, eats all your junk food, and is slightly emotionally unstable lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE
there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents
Just replace boys with people. This doesn’t have to be a gender issue.